44 Horrible Dates by Eddie Campbell

By Eddie Campbell

"This ebook is a hilarious romp of actual existence (unfortunately). learn it and get ready on your subsequent date."—James Van Praagh, New York Times bestselling writer, Talking to Heaven

"Every tale is the reality and each fair second is a hilarious trip! It's as though you're hearing your ally at a espresso store and observing a stand—up take command of the level. You won't be disenchanted as you commute this refreshingly humorous highway of 'horrible dates!'"—Debra Wilson, actress/comedian, MADtv

"Eddie's publication is an emotional catharsis for an individual who has ever come domestic from one terrible date and questioned, What the hell was once that? This e-book is laugh–out–loud hilarious and very good written."—Chad Allen, author, manufacturer, actor, activist

What i need to let you know during this e-book will appear virtually unreal. yet you'll need to preserve reminding your self that those are real genuine dates.

• for everybody who can empathize and is aware what it's prefer to be on at rent one crappy date, this ebook is for you.
• for everybody who desires that dinner again or sat via an uneventful, terrible motion picture in simple terms to figure out that the individual you have been with used to be an entire and utter tsunami, this ebook is for you.

For everybody else, buckle your seat belt and switch off your cellphone, simply because a major motor vehicle damage is ready to start.

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21 Ref. 5(36) 627(64) 550(56) 1415(65) 1619(71) 157(28) 243(31) 690(76) 952(60) Ref. 4(1) gΓn gΓn0 gΓn1 Γγ gΓn Γγ /Γ E* [eV] [eV] [eV] [meV] [meV] 512(37) 472(37) 640(44) 372(36) 295(36) 363(37) 284(34) 454(43) 304(36) 454(44) 193(36) 1163(57) 198(50) 834(56) Ref. 6 84M2 84M2 84M2 84M2 84M2 84M2 84M2 84M2 84M2 84M2 84M2 84M2 84M2 84M2 Additional data on this isotope can be found in [55T]. * E◦ is increased by the value in parentheses to correct the energy scale to that of [84M2]. 1 Ref. 4 Ref. 38 gΓn Γγ /Γ E* Ref.

4(2) gΓn gΓn0 gΓn1 Γγ Γp [eV] [eV] [eV] [meV] [meV] [keV] 234(41)* 1825(132)** 413(51)* 487(125)** 329(41)* 2036(274)** 522(554)* 1117(223)** 229(44)* 866(62)* 1226(120)** 116(14) 64(24) 387(70) 3000 356(88) 198(30) E* Ref. 8 84M1 Additional data on this isotope can be found in [97B1, 94D2, 91K2, 89G, 82H2, 69A2, 69M2, 55T]. All Γp are from [94D2]. 1(16) 280(110) 274(58) 40* 1140* 2090* 5213(1500) Ref. 95G3 90E 90E 90E 93K1 93K1 93K1 93K1 * The detailed uncertainty for this value is given in [93K1].

E◦ is increased by the value in parentheses to correct the energy scale to that of [84M2]. 1 Ref. 4 Ref. 38 gΓn Γγ /Γ E* Ref. 51 gΓn Γγ /Γ E* Ref. 5 9704. 40 gΓn Γγ /Γ E* Ref. 093 1 3/2 5/2 1/2 1/2 3/2 Ref. 61 3600 1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 74T1 Additional data on this isotope can be found in [74S5, 72N, 70K2, 70N, 61W]. 02 680(100) 560(60) Ref. 5 Ref. 2 Ref. 0(3) 660(70) 340(40) 200(30) 320(40) 200(30) 230(30) 330(40) 32(10) 190(20) 32(10) 340(40) 260(30) 32(10) 150(20) 370(40) 390(40) 100(20) 370(40) 140(20) Ref.

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